My friends at
NOW put up some feminist Christmas carols:
And now, the promised carols in the key of "F" —
One too-frequent charge against feminists is that we lack a degree of levity. A Ms. Magazine cover once showed a cartoon version of a man saying to a woman, "Do you know the women’s movement has no sense of humor?" To which she replies, "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it!"
So, in the spirit of good fun for the holidays...
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the snow
On our way to Capitol Hill
NOW rounds we will show,
And we won’t stop until
We save the Su-preme Court
‘Cause it protects our rights
We’ll protest any nominee
Who won’t support our fights.
Oh! Not the church, not the state,
We’ll decide our fate
Oh what fun it is to plan
For the 2006 debates
(Now, Dick Cheney only!)
Oil, oil, oil,
Oil, oil, oil,
We drill it out of clay,
And if there’s more in Iraq than here
Then we’ll go there today,
Hey!
(to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas")
Mad King W. Bush looked out
On his stolen empire
Reporters, they lay round about
Deep and thick as vampires.
For years they let him get away
With jokes and tricks and lying
But now they’re starting to report
On his domestic spy-ing.
Brightly shines the light of truth
On his lies overblown
And soon, we hope, with one more push
King George will be o-ver-thrown!
(Now, Trent Lott only!)
I’m dreaming...of a WHITE Christmas...
(Now, Harriet Miers and Michael Brown only!)
Should old acquaintances be forgot, and never brought to mind...
(Now, Bush only!)
Raindrops keep falling on my head
Since Katrina came, my ratings are all in the red
Oh, crying’s been a fact,
And now the Dems have filibusted
My lovely Patriot Act,
boo hoooooooooo...
(Everyone!)
NOW wishes you Happy Holidays,
We wish you Happy Holidays
We wish you peace and joy and equality,
And a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Soon we'll rejoin the battles, but for now, have a wonderful, restful, well-deserved break, and I look forward to working hard with you in the New Year.
For equality,
Kim